Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher

Recently, just one guy smashing on all lovely men he sees: 38, task chief, Bay region.


time ONE


9 a.m.

I awaken and text my personal teammates to see exactly what time they are going to get right to the baseball contest. I grab new recreations because i wish to fulfill new people … and basketball participants are some of the cutest sports athletes about.


9:34 a.m.

I text Greg and simply tell him i will not have enough time to generally meet with him this evening. He’s wonderful, but I’m just not feeling it. We 1st found him as he was actually going to through the Midwest on a work trip a couple of years ago and since he then’s wanted to satisfy once more. I believe it’s something you should perform aided by the undeniable fact that i-come a whole lot. The very first and just time we hooked up, I gave him a facial and he was actually thus amazed utilizing the amount which he desired us to get a photograph.


9:45 a.m.

I’m outside and ready for whatever will come my way these days. I hope Really don’t generate a fool of my self.


11 a.m.

Others dudes aren’t since hot when I thought they’d end up being …


1:30 p.m.

Split time. It’s been enjoyable getting to know my teammates though I am not positive i might like to connect with any of them. If a guy’s good-looking, however be seduced by him very easily … I’ve been wanting to concentrate on character very first.


6:38 p.m.

So we victory a medal! I am happy because people said that I played really for inexperienced.


8:41 p.m.

I get a text from a pal asking me personally where I happened to be. I entirely forget she had been organizing a housewarming celebration. I covertly wish there are some sweet guys for my situation truth be told there, but it is a straight celebration.


11:30 p.m.

I have house from party. No this type of fortune on man front side. I’ve been wanting to amount my personal expectations when I go out. As opposed to wishing to fulfill men whenever I go everywhere, i recently want fun using my buddies while I satisfy a guy, therefore whether it is.


DAY pair


9:25 a.m.

We tentatively made programs with a teammate getting meal before going up to the Folsom Street Festival and text him as I wake up. We make programs.


2:25 p.m.

Together with my personal new teammate buddy, we visit Folsom to meet several other friends. I’m also wanting to experience my personal best friend Aaron. He was my basic sweetheart and smashed my personal heart into a million pieces after 5 years … but somehow we stayed close friends. My personal some other ex-boyfriend, Teddy, at first had a proper challenge with my personal friendship with Aaron. Sooner or later Teddy involved realize he’d nothing to be threatened over. Today I wouldn’t touch Aaron with a ten-foot pole. Its sorts of a been-there, done-that scenario.

I see Aaron at Folsom for a few minutes and that I’m bummed that individuals you shouldn’t save money time collectively (he stays in Seattle). However, he is together with his buddies, I’m with my own, and it’s way too hard to coordinate in order to meet longer than 5 minutes.


3:15 p.m.

From a range, I see Rutherford and then he’s grinning at me personally. We’ve connected twice, but we avoid his look. Absolutely a DL hook-up. The very last time we connected, I arrived on his face and convinced him to visit working without wiping my personal jizz off. The guy said afterwards that the jizz hardened and turned white; so the guy wound up running five kilometers with white, crusty spunk all over his cheeks and temple. We easily move forward away from him and hope we do not get across paths again.


8:13 p.m.

Two mins before my BART practice shows up and I see a cute guy within platform. After train comes and doors open, we follow him towards the same part of the auto and sit. I’m type of excited because there is a possibility he takes on for my personal team AND is into me personally. Their name’s Colin. There clearly was the right discussion and that I muster in the courage to inquire of him on for coffee. He says yes!


8:54 p.m.

We text Colin to find out if he got home properly. I’m currently considering the way we found in a very good method … already planning out our very own relationship. This can be a one-way pass to crazy community. We inform myself to relax the fuck down.


10:31 p.m.

Colin responds … and that I recognize they are maybe not for my situation. First and foremost, he’s bi. I’ve made it an insurance plan never to date bisexual men because they will be attracted to anything I don’t have. Second of all, the guy confesses he is depressed, might making use of sex in order to survive, possesses insecurity. He’s however really cute and so I think about a best-case scenario: he could be an effective fuck pal. You will find concern if you have low self-esteem because it’s something we-all deal with and I also’ve struggled without any help dilemmas. But something is obvious, he is had gotten some things to work out before any version of connection will take place.


11:45 p.m.

I log onto Bumble, Grindr, and Scruff. I fit with a guy named Noah on Bumble and that I’m thrilled. He’s ambitious, age proper, 6’2″, and Jewish. I hope he responds.


time THREE


10 a.m.

Just got from a meeting. I am your panels chief for just one in our business’s products. I like my personal character because reaching individuals is my personal jam — I’m sure ways to get men and women to carry out everything I desire with a grin on their face. If Perhaps I always had that influence on kids that I date …


12:14 p.m.

My cellphone is blowing up, but I can’t read it because i am at a team lunch. I’m wishing it really is a message from Noah.


1:25 p.m.

Finally in a position to examine my telephone and yes! Noah did respond. But i’ve most work to do this we’ll read and react later.


5:15 p.m.

Im fulfilling Benjamin, my personal high-school BFF, for products. We get caught up and that I simply tell him towards last guy we connected with, which was two Saturdays ago. Deacon was actually checking out from NYC and I came across him on Grindr. It had been later as soon as we came across right up — I didn’t can their hotel until midnight. Versus go to a bar, we recommended going to Twin Peaks or Bernal Heights to get a great view of San Francisco and merely chat. I did not feel a spark making it anything else than a hook-up. We wound up likely to Bernal Heights, where I managed to get a fantastic blow task overlooking the pretty San Francisco skyline.

Benjamin notes that We have a thing for public intercourse. When I start to protest, the guy reminds me personally of the many immediate past we blew my personal load publicly: at Yerba Buena Park, during the restroom associated with the Dirty behavior, on the coastlines of San Diego. I shut up and drink my alcohol.


9:40 p.m.

I spot a ginger taking walks outside and commence obtaining filthy ideas the same as that. I love myself a lovely ginger.


time FOUR


7:30 a.m.

I wake-up to see if I managed to get an email from Noah … nope. Sigh.


8:46 a.m.

Noah has not responded yet. We ask yourself basically should get in touch with him once more. But In my opinion I need to have patience.

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10:05 a.m.

In a gathering and my colleague wants really sweet. Style of nerdy with a hint of scruff and a goofy laugh. Seriously a bro-grammer, however. Absolutely nothingwill occur.


6:39 p.m.

I go past a number of baseball participants and something guy specifically restores my belief that basketball players include hottest men around. He is reduced than I would have enjoyed, but he has fantastic locks and a killer smile.


9:03 p.m.


Another interest I’ve acquired in order to make newer and more effective friends is actually volleyball. Tonight when I’m accomplished playing a volleyball online game, I visit a juice club.

We chat with this very sweet man that I could have sworn was gay. Ways the guy dresses would easily fit into very well inside the Castro. As he informs me a tale concerning this lady he regularly day, i am considering, “How the fuck are you currently directly?”After I’m done playing volleyball, We chat with this awesome adorable guy that i really could have bound was actually gay. The way in which he dresses would fit in perfectly inside Castro. When he informs me a story about this girl he used to time, i am thinking, “How the fuck will you be straight?”


time FIVE


7:23 a.m.

Nonetheless no information from Noah. I am needs to lose hope which he’ll respond once again. Another one bites the dust.


1:05 p.m.

Mitch texts us to observe how I am undertaking. We met on Grindr as well as have had some great chats. He’s in an unbarred union, though — I don’t know I really need connect with him. He keeps hinting at fulfilling right up, but In my opinion I altered my personal mind. We set him down. This is why i can not whine when anyone are being flakey when considering dating or starting up. We change my mind continuously. I recently want to just remember that , the next time somebody flakes on me personally.


9:54 p.m.

On my means house, I see a green Volvo and it also reminds me personally of Teddy, since that has been what he drove. It pisses me off that i am still considering him most likely these many years. It isn’t that I skip him or that I would like to get together again with him; i recently neglect coming the home of some one and cuddling. We start to feel bad about becoming unmarried (although Im undoubtedly more content today than I was as I was actually with Teddy) and have now views that I will perish by yourself. Enjoying Adele does not help.


time SIX


8:25 a.m.

Just adopted off the cellphone using my mother. I might phone my self a momma’s child. I am near to the woman although not really. We speak to this lady no less than 2 to 3 instances a week, but it is about shallow stuff, like daily stuff; seldom can it be about deep or hefty subject areas. Im still entertained that she was in shock once I arrived on the scene to her at age 24 — she caught me printing-out homosexual pornography once I ended up being 12.


10:01 a.m.

A 21-year-old associates myself on Grindr. So young. 1st felt that undergoes my head is actually, “exactly what daddy issues do you have?”


8:09 p.m.

It really is my personal homosexual football league and while We vowed not to big date a tennis member again, I am looking at busting that promise for Adam. Adam is sweet (the actual fact that they are a horrible tennis member and I am generally maybe not keen on guys who’re awful on sports I perform) and may seem like a nice man. Possibly I’ll ask him around following league is completed, but we are going to see.


11:04 p.m.

Grindr goes off and I also get an email from a picture-less, stats-less guy just who proclaims he’s got a big penis in About Me section. We perform along and talk to him. I have found out he’s visiting from Santa Barbara, he’s a redhead (promising!), and he’s challenging (score!). He is starting to seem like my personal sorts of guy as well as the photo he delivers of himself just confirms this. Then he falls the hammer: he is straight. Come once again? What?


DAY SEVEN


8:06 a.m.

I take my personal everyday Truvada. From the time I went on PrEP, it really is provided me the little bit of head that There isn’t HELPS anytime I get a cold or even the flu virus.


8:46 a.m.

We decide that i’m through with on the web applications. Forget about Grindr. Sayonara, Scruff. I rarely understood you, The League. Adios, Jack’d and countless some other programs. I would like to satisfy more people in person, naturally.


9:25 p.m.

Instead of dating pals, I go for a run. Its a great way to clean my personal mind; plus, there are a great number of hot guys that run the exact same course. At long last see a cute guy, but he isn’t shirtless and I’m a little disappointed.


9:51 p.m.

I’m done with my run and drop by Safeway for my personal usual post-run candy milk products. I set my personal top straight back on because I feel uncomfortable. I actually am extremely uncomfortable about my body because a man I found myself talking on Jack’d also known as me fat, despite my slim human body frame. Ever since I had a little bit of a complicated about that. The homosexual society can be unnecessarily harsh some times.


10:21 p.m.

Aaaaand I’m straight back on Grindr. I am enjoying a film and merely giving a lot of communications to shirtless, headless torsos. We begin a discussion with men called John — it’s lively, amusing, and sarcastic, that is right-up my personal street. He sends certain pictures of himself and hey! He is actually cute!

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